My New Band

i just started this new band. we are going to rock sooo hard. it all started when a few words fell together in something i heard and said and it just...i don't know....it just needed to be a band name.

July 17, 2010 at 9:52pm
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Telephonic Minstrelsy

April 15, 2010 at 1:23pm
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oil steam

— A conversation about pressure cookers (I don’t get it either)

March 22, 2010 at 1:29pm
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strong winds on open decks

— on a cruise ship (need I say more?)

March 19, 2010 at 8:29pm
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a day of breadth

— describing a qualifying exam (followed by a day of depth, apparently)

March 17, 2010 at 12:18pm
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jabbaneck

— inspired by the cat and a star wars villain. (how else to describe it when she awkwardly lays on her back?)

March 15, 2010 at 12:44pm
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blazing brides

— Another portmanteau: this one of movies. (hint: Brooks and Elwes….which kind of sounds like a folk duo!)

12:42pm
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dragonwagon

— Actual surname of the author of a vegetarian cookbook. (one wonders what a vegetarian dragon breathes in lieu of fire….chipotle hummus, perhaps)

12:40pm
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chemicals of concern

— An NPR story about autism. (and these were some concerning scenarios…)

February 26, 2010 at 10:31am
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scald my heart

— an averted accident (although to be fair I was only in danger of scalding his hand…)

February 24, 2010 at 12:48pm
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The Dirty New Pornography Projectors

— a facebook-inspired portmanteau (also: see if you can parse out the two apparently real band names hidden in the title!)